Jesus in my Bathroom

Jesus was sitting on the toilet
With a friendly smile
Willing to entertain any question
That morning in the bathroom
And he has not left
Every morning now he greets me
Any questions my friend?
What about the Virgin birth?
What about the only way?
What about the one Son?
Do not find me a stumbling block
Take my hand
Love God
For me, see my hands,
I am only human